pooh bear always makes me cry.
just look at him
he’s so innocent
and is always in trouble
its as if the world hates him
but how can you hate such a lovable creature
One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser
it was last week
i am seventeen years old
the class was A.P. calculus
sometimes the stress just gets to you…. and you have to resort to nothing more than kindergarden standards
don’t hit ur girlfriend unless ur smacking that ass
if you yell at me theres a 103% chance ill cry.
trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all u gotta do is burn the fuckin hay
u are the future
find the hay in the needlestack tho
if we ever get off this fucking website we are going to do great things
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa
I just spent two minutes laughing harder at this than I probably should have.
IM WHEEZING SO HARD OMG
this is one of those things that always makes me wheeze
you guys… I cant… what is air! ive been laughing so long, my roommate doesnt even care whats so funny